Monday, January 5, 2009

Moses and the Israeli


In a Palestinian Rep’s Speech at the United Nations the following took place:

The Palestinian Rep stated "Before I begin my speech, I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and he brought forth water, he thought to himself ‘What a good opportuniIty to have a bath!’”

So he removed his clothes, put them aside on the rocks, and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to get dressed, his clothes had vanished.

‘Maybe an Israeli had stolen them,’ Moses thought.

The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted “What are you talking about!? The Israeli’s werent there then…”

The Palestinian representative smiled and said “….. and now that we have made it clear, allow me to begin my speech ….”

3 comments:

Cube Man said...

LOL hilarious !

Cube-Man said...

Hi Rahman :)

Looking forward to seeing more of your writings man. Where have you been? It's been a while.

Anyways, check out the January publication on my blog; I think you'll find it interesting when it come to the Palestine-Israel conflict.

Salamz

Rahman said...

Just got back! have a few ideas. Buckle up and ...just wait..great to hear from u..